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There are two kinds of formula one drivers


Whhat? What you mean drunk? I’s just so much more safer that way..

Feels like it’s a good beer 🙂

 

“Can you spare some change?” a beggar asks a passerby.
“No, I know you’re going to spend it all on vodka.”
“No, sir, I don’t drink.”
“Then you’ll gamble it away.”
“No, I don’t gamble either, sir.”
“Well then, you’re going to spend it on women.”
“No, sir, I don’t spend money on women.”
“Okay,” the passerby finally agrees. “I’m going to give you 100 dollars, if you come with me. I want to show my wife an example of what can happen to a man who has no bad habits!”