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Girl sleeping next to lavatory, toilet.

Perks of alcohol: surprise. You can never be sure where you wake up.

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Two drunks lay on the road.

I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. “Lady”, said the drunk, “that’s the ugliest kid I’ve ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!” As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. “What’s the matter, madam?” he asked. “I’ve just been horribly insulted” she sobbed. “There there,” said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. “Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here’s a banana for the chimp..” 🙂

Alien from planet Tubus 5 crossing the railroad.

The truth is out there.. still, wtf? 🙂

The Serbo-Malaysian Syncronized over-drinking team trains for the summer olympics in Beijing.