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Hey Jerkoff..

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Hey jerkoff. Your hair trigger car alarm has been going off every 5 minutes, ruining everyones saturday afternoon. I guarantee you, no one wants to steal this piece of shit. Fix your alarm please and thank you. X X The people of New York. Turn you Fucking Alarm OFF!!!

Sperm

One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. *

One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.

One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.

In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.

This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec.

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

* Numerical data provided in this excerpt is somewhat misleading, refer to wikipedia for more precise information about human genome 😉

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