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MMORPG

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Somebody playing on laptop computer in toilet. I can stop whenever I want. I just dont want to.

MMORPG - Simply addictive

MMORPG, who doesn’t know, stands for “Massively multiplayer online role-playing game” 😉

An armless man in a long jacket walks into a toilet and stands by a urinal. After a while, seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a man next to him: “Could I have a little help with aiming here?”

The man is ready to help, but does not want to look at the other mans penis. Anyway, after a few seconds of holding it he thinks: “Hey, I’m holding it, right? So I should look, whats the difference now!”

He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking: ” What the hell is wrong with it??”

The “armless” man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says “I dunno, but I ain’t gonna touch it!”

A reason to smile :)

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Note next to a toilet paper roll: smile :) you're loosing weight!

Toilet humor

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Ha ha!! You're fucked now!

Toilet humor

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Written on one of the condom vending machines:
For refund, insert baby.

Sign over a urinal:
Don’t eat the big mint…it’s been kinda’ sour the last couple times!

More than two shakes and your enjoying it too much.

While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations! You’ve one one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left. You look left and it reads: Look Right
You look right and it reads: Look Left…

Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: “Don’t buy this gum, it tastes like rubber.”

Written above head height in the urinals: If you can piss this far, you should join the fire brigade.

I DID IT WITH YOUR MOTHER!
to which someone else wrote:
GO HOME DAD YOU’RE DRUNK!

Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?

Please do not bite the woodwork while straining.

Written very low on the left wall:
If you read this, you’re pissing on your right shoe.

Don’t throw cigarette butts in the urinal, as it makes them soggy and hard to light.

Under a sign that said “Employees Must Wash Hands,” someone scribbled:
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.

(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don’t look up here, the joke’s in your hand.

In the men’s room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.