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Church of the Cross. Don't let worries kill you, let the church help. United Metodist Church. A somewhat misleading message on a billboard.

Sign on the store door: Sorry, due to collective staff hangover we will be opening @ 10am. Please be gentle. - JOB FLEXIBILITY - For those times when you can't make it out of the bed on time.

DictionaryHere are some words you probably won’t find in any dictionary. Nevertheless, those words may turn out to be very handy πŸ˜‰

  • Arachnoleptic Fit
    (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
  • Assmosis
    The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
    (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 am in the morning and cannot be cast out.
    Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible
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A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees his old friend Proud Eagle (a westernized Cherokee) sitting on his porch. He figures he’ll have a little fun…
Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?”
Proud Eagle: “Dog no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “Doin’ alright.”
Proud Eagle: <shock>
Cowboy: ” Is this man your owner?”
Dog: “Yep”
Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
Proud Eagle: <look of disbelief>
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Proud Eagle: “Horse no talk. Never.”
Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Proud Eagle: <extreme look of shock>
Cowboy: “Is this your owner? ” pointing at Proud Eagle.
Horse: “Yep”
Cowboy: “How’s he treating you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”
Proud Eagle: <totally amazed>
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Proud Eagle: “Sheep lie!”

Welcome to Webster, MA. Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg. Home of the Nipmuc indians.

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg. Now, taht may seem like a joke. But it’s not. Well, it might of course be, if you want it to be, but there really is a lake by that name.Β It’s often cited as the longest place name in the United States and one of the longest in the world. Check Wikipedia, if you dont belive πŸ™‚