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Here are some words you probably won’t find in any dictionary. Nevertheless, those words may turn out to be very handy 
- Arachnoleptic Fit
(n.) The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web. - Assmosis
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - BEELZEBUG
(n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 am in the morning and cannot be cast out. - BLAMESTORMING
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible
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A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees his old friend Proud Eagle (a westernized Cherokee) sitting on his porch. He figures he’ll have a little fun…
Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?”
Proud Eagle: “Dog no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “Doin’ alright.”
Proud Eagle: <shock>
Cowboy: ” Is this man your owner?”
Dog: “Yep”
Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
Proud Eagle: <look of disbelief>
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Proud Eagle: “Horse no talk. Never.”
Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Proud Eagle: <extreme look of shock>
Cowboy: “Is this your owner? ” pointing at Proud Eagle.
Horse: “Yep”
Cowboy: “How’s he treating you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”
Proud Eagle: <totally amazed>
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Proud Eagle: “Sheep lie!”
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg. Now, taht may seem like a joke. But it’s not. Well, it might of course be, if you want it to be, but there really is a lake by that name. It’s often cited as the longest place name in the United States and one of the longest in the world. Check Wikipedia, if you dont belive 
